Boulder is weird

I got this flyer in with the pizza coupons and such on my doorknob today. With a name like Rolfing, it's gotta be good, right? I don't even know why they need to throw in the spacetime jazz to convince me.

I feel lazy

Have you ever found yourself thinking, "I wish I could write a wonderful, creative novel, and I could do it if only there was some computer software to tell me what to write." Shockingly, there is a market for such a thing. You just pick a title and select a type of story line, and the software will suggest character names and tell you just how many pages to spend on each step of the narrative.

I feel like I might have read some of the books produced by this method.