I think my dog would talk like this

I've been catching up on my Escape Pod a lot lately. Time was, I would regularly exhaust Savage Lovecast, Escape Pod, Pod Castle, and as many audiobooks as I could get my hands on, but lately I just listen when I run, which isn't often enough. With the house painting has finally come some extra listening time. The best out of the recent bunch was by far How I Mounted Goldie, Saved my Partner Lori, and Sniffed Out The People's Justice. If you've ever wondered what a talking dog would sound like, you'll find the answer there. It rivaled Conversations With and About my Electric Toothbrush in all-time enjoyability.

And yes, if you like sci-fi, I highly recommend Escape Pod.